Masterlibrarian

Following the success of its long-running cooking programme Masterchef, the BBC are to launch Masterlibrarian to find the country's best amateur librarian. There are also plans for a professional version- Masterslibrarian- and a celebrity edition: Keynote Librarian.

Details are sketchy, but it is thought the aspiring librarians will have to undergo:

• a metadata standards invention test
• a passion test, involving many years of study, essay writing, and work experience 
• baking and eating cake
• providing high quality professional library and information services for the cast of Casualty

Rumours that the idea had been shelved have been denied by the BBC.